Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 7 had quotes for days, providing some hilarious ones, some love quotes as the Jon and Ygritte saga burns on, and some deep,thought-provoking ones as usual. Let’s get into the best Game of Thrones quotes Season 3 Episode 7.
1. “I’ve seen wet shits I like better than Walder Frey” – Brynden Tully
The Blackfish hears Catelyn call Walder “prickly by nature”, which he believes to be a gross understatement of the man’s unpleasantness. He says this in much more colorful language, as you can see, though.
2. “Tyrion may surprise you, from what I’ve heard he’s quite experienced” – Margaery Tyrell
Sansa and Margaery are strolling in the gardens when Sansa brings up her fears of having to have sex with Tyrion. Margaery looks on the bright side, however, and suggests that a man as experienced as Tyrion with the countless whores he’s had may surprise her with his skill.
3. “You waste time trying to get people to love you, you’ll end up the most popular deadman in town” – Bronn
Fretting over how many people will hate him once he marries Sansa and ends up having a son who rules the North, Bronn says a great quote to attempt to part Tyrion from his angst. It’s unclear what he thinks will kill the person in his analogy – the time it takes to get people to love you, perhaps – but it’s an awesome Game of Thrones quote nonetheless.
4. “I don’t pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don’t need company” – Tyrion Lannister
Bronn and Tyrion discuss, as Margaery and Sansa discussed in the previous scene, Tyrion having to put a child in Sansa. Bronn sits smugly back, and tells Tyrion that he wants to fuck Sansa, to which Tyrion says this.
5. “We could arrange to have you carried” – Tywin Lannister
Joffrey summons Tywin to the Red Keep to inquire on the dealings the Small Council have been seeing to. He then goes on to complain that since Tywin holds the sessions in the Tower of the Hand he would have to climb all those steps to attend. Tywin menacingly walks up to Joffrey, before saying sarcastically, but with clear, icy authority that implies completely that Joffrey should shut up, that they have Joffrey carried up the stairs if he’s unhappy. A brilliant scene that is both powerful and hilarious.
6. “Then we have 200,000 reasons to take the city” – Daenerys Targaryen
Standing outside the towering city of Yunkai, Jorah advises Dany not to take the city; it would bring her no closer to Westeros and would cost valuable men. Dany plainly asks how many slaves there are in the city, to which Jorah replies that there are at least 200,000. One for freeing slaves wherever possible, Dany earnestly tells him they have 200,000 reasons to take the city.
7. “Tell Robb Stark I’m sorry I couldn’t make his Uncle’s wedding. The Lannisters send their regards” – Jaime Lannister
Upon departing Harrenhal to make his way back to King’s Landing, Jaime gives this instruction to Roose Bolton who is travelling to the Twins for Edmure Tully’s wedding. We won’t spoil too much, but you’ll see the significance of this quote by the end of the season if you’re a new watcher.
8. “Is that a palace?” – Ygritte
Ygritte makes her first voyage over the wall with Jon and the other wildlings. The group spot a windmill as they walk, which Ygritte asks Jon if its a palace.
9. “You’re mine, and I’m yours. And if we die, we die. But first we’ll live” – Ygritte
Not convinced that they’ll survive the attack on the wall, Jon tells Ygritte they’ll lose and they’ll all die. She then starts passionately kissing him, before saying this fiery quote that shows their total love for each other.
10. “So go buy yourself a golden hand, and fuck yourself with it!” – Locke
Jaime returns to Harrenhal to rescue Brienne, who has been put in a pit to fight a bear with a wooden sword. He approaches Locke and tells him he’ll pay Brienne’s ransom in gold, sapphires – whatever as long as he gets Brienne out. Locke tells him there are things that matter more than gold, such as Brienne and Jaime’s suffering, so tells the Kingslayer to, well, see quote.
Be sure to check out other the quotes from previous episodes of Game of Thrones Season 3, which we’ll list below, as well as the complete quote collection of Game of Thrones Season 2.
Season 3 Episode 6
Season 3 Episode 5
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